I recently ordered three rolls of laundry-themed wallpaper border from eBay and retrieved the package from our mailbox this morning. I’m thrilled! It is so lovely and I know it’ll go so very perfectly with the curtains I made several years ago. I’m so excited to give our laundry room a new look!
Search for the curtains ensues…
I can see them in my mind. They’re a lovely sage green and will compliment the wallpaper border.
I emptied the linen closet with dogged determination and a deep knowing that the curtains would surely be found in there.
Didn’t find the sumbitches!

Meanwhile, the linen closet…

I go back to my computer to share this saga with my good friend, Linda, and…
Well, son of a bitch!!!!
After searching through dresser drawers and nooks and crannies, along with attempting to retrace/retrieve my organizational thoughts from years ago, not to mention destroying our living room, I discovered that the green curtains were right behind my desk in the computer room THE WHOLE F’ING TIME!

Well, dammit…!
There was only one piece in the laundry basket! I have several more pieces to find now. Ugh!
But, just look! Look how pretty it’ll be when I find all the pieces and hang the border!

Now, who wants to help me clean the sumbitching living room?!
But did you find the pack of sharpies?
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